he’s so smart, doesn’t he…?
A man was reading his papers when his wife hit him round his head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?”, the man asked.
The wife replied, “There was for the piece of paper with the name ‘JEANNIE’ on it that I found in your pants’ pocket.”
The man said, “When I was at the race last week, “JEANNIE was the name of the horse I bet on”.
The wife apologized and went on with her housework… three days later while the man was watching TV, his wife bashed him on his Head with an even bigger frying pan, this time, knocking him unconscious. Upon regaining conciousness, the man asked why?
The wife replied, “Your HORSE phoned”.